CATMA: The Power of Meow: The Four Laws of the Universe

Sunday, April 17, 2011

The Four Laws of the Universe

They are:

1) Don't drink curdled milk.
2) Chase mice daily.
3) Rubbing up against things feels good.
4) Don't give dogs the time of day.

Okay, just joshing. The real Laws are as follows and are ironclad in all spheres of existence, all dimensions.

1) You exist. This will always be so. You will eventually shed your human costume, as I will my cat coat, and reemerge into pure, positive energy. But the real you--your soul--goes on and on. You can never cease to be. Isn't that good news?

2) The One is All and the All are One. In other words, the universe is holographic. A grain of sand is just as "Godly" as a golden goblet or Jesus. It is all the same energy in different form. Hence, it probably a good idea to have reverence for ALL life.

3) What you put out is what you get back. Law of Attraction. You are the one in control and you can consciously choose your beliefs, self-definitions and worldview. So, if you want to think the world is a cold and unfair place, experiences that reflect this stance will boomerang to you. Conversely, if you believe it is love-filled with well-being as its base, this is what will return to you. Pretty simple, yes?

4) All things change... except the first three Laws. You really must learn to roll with these changes because life is always going to morph and amend. And it is ALWAYS, despite what may seem tragic, for the ultimate highest good.

Now please excuse me... I have a mouse to chase.

1 comment:

MaïkenMay 2, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Thank you for starting this blog and sharing your cat wizdom with the world! I'm so happy I found you! Your cat eyes see everything so clearly, it's truly inspiring!! Lots of love from Norway! :)
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You humans… Lo these many years—centuries, eons—and still living by the tenets of rigid dogma. Do something wrong and you just may burn in hell. Punch the other guy because he surely wants to punch you. Grab as much as you can and hoard it away. Actually, “dogma” is misnamed. Dogs are generally genial, if a bit on the obtuse side, and have lots of love in their hearts. They are loyal and spontaneous and wag their tails with joy at even the whiff of conviviality (or pork chops). So this dogma that you humans insist on practicing is actually a disservice to the name “dog.” Just sayin’. Your dogmatic ways are slowly coming to an end, though it may not seem so if you watch the news. I will help speed up this process by explaining to you CATMA. I am well equipped to do so being a cat myself. You may call me “Felinia.” We cats have always seemed somewhat mysterious to many of you, perhaps aloof and even uncaring. This is not the case. We love humanity and we love ourselves, a notion humanity might do well to adopt, but more on that later. I cannot give you the “10 Laws of Catma” or something human and silly like that since it is rigid and thus would be filed under “dogma,” not Catma. Our ways are more of an attitude, though there is Truth within this attitude. Did you understand that? No? Good. Because the ways of Catma can be circuitous, non-linear and enigmatic. They can also be as straight- forward as leaning in to kiss your lover on a moonlit night. Does this sound contradictory? Yes? Good. Dogma may demand you learn your A-B-Cs, but Catma will have you questioning whether you should throw out the entire alphabet and just purr. Catma is both ancient and Now. It will bring you unexpected delights, sudden insights and new ways of using those rusted and cluttered organs you call brains. It may also frustrate you at times and make you want to return to the cloistered world of dogma, where you never really have to think for yourself at all. But sorry, once Catma rubs up against your leg, it will be hard to shake; and ultimately there would be no reason you’d want to. Fair warning: Catma could cause an overwhelming desire to scratch a post. Just go with it. With the blessings of my clowder, I present you, the humans, with this invaluable gift of Catma. Because, let’s face it, you could use a new, more pleasing catitude. Still, you are free to denigrate or reject everything I say, even get ‘catty’ and forget it completely. Look at us… we felines won’t take it personally. It’s just the nature of my catdre to be that way. We’ll still love you without condition, even if you feed us that dreadful dry food instead of the primo fare. You have free will, so what business is it of ours what you ultimately do? Just trying to lend a paw here is all. If you like the Catma attitude, meow it to others. Come back here often for new insights. Buy a t-shirt and wear it proudly. But mostly… just purr.

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